Chapter One, Half Forced to the River and Mountains

One can imagine how chaotic the scene must have been at that time

This idea is extremely bad!

Of course ... Yu Wenhui did not sleep with this Nordic girl

The recent slap incident immediately attracted international attention, with even foreign students craning their necks to catch a glimpse of the epicenter of the event. The onlookers also tacitly muted their conversations, eager to uncover the gossip behind the incident

Several individuals on the spot contemplated writing the characters "猥琐" (lewd) on their faces, and some even thought of the quickest way to create a T-shirt emblazoned with the word "猥琐" to prove their authenticity. A few male students with particularly bold minds nearly came to blows over who among the present males appeared the most lewd.

Since then, the honorary title of the first "King of B" at Peking University, the responsibility of the "B" value in the Computer Science Department, and the label of the first lewd man since the establishment of Peking University have all undoubtedly and uncontroversially fallen upon Yu Wenhui

At that time, almost all the male classmates who were self-aware of being "handsome" deeply resented their parents for giving them such a handsome face, while all the male classmates who were considered unattractive collectively experienced a surge of excitement, recalling profound sayings such as "I was born with talent for a purpose, even a eunuch can visit a brothel. Roses will eventually wither, but dogtail grass can also bloom in spring."

More male students pondered for a moment, realizing that being particularly familiar with the hotels near the school did not seem to carry a good reputation. Qi Qi hesitated and did not dare to step forward, but upon seeing the beauty of that Nordic girl, more than half of them regretted not taking action sooner

Originally, the play bought with Yu Wenhui's living expenses for two months was supposed to end here. However, he did not expect that after this Nordic girl slapped his brother twice, she actually added to the performance, loudly declaring: "I will choose the most lewd man right now. My body, as white as K2, would rather be given to a strange lewd man than let you lay a finger on it"

The Nordic girl's words were resounding, but it was evident that her Chinese was not very proficient. Not only could she barely distinguish between facial features, but at a critical moment, she even forgot her lines. Then... she was so furious that she slapped that guy.

Everyone's gaze towards this brother became strange, including that of his former 'Babygirl'

The lyrics are: Hee pa pa, Hee pa pa, one kiss, another kiss ... ...

Although she loves to add drama, this girl is only willing to act in romantic art films and does not take on romantic action films. After leaving school, she settled the final payment with him and, in a distinctly Beijing accent, said: "See you!" Everyone then forgot each other in the rivers and lakes.

Yu Wenhui slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "I really saw a tall girl with long legs, you all better believe me!"

At that time, a brother in the dormitory was heartbroken; his girlfriend had been taken by some tall, handsome rich guy. He spent his days reenacting scenes from Titanic, crying sorrowfully like Rose watching Jack fall into the sea. He could no longer bear to see his brother wasting his life over love, especially since he was always playing games, reading, or doing various tasks that required quiet, with a constant background noise: a pathetic man sobbing, choking up, and mumbling... repeatedly calling out: A Yan, A Yan, A Yan... It was truly unsettling, so he came up with an idea for his brother.

In the dormitory, among the eight boys, seven were making a ruckus, and Yu Wenhui's voice of rebuttal was drowned out in the stereo wave of seven voices, barely creating a few ripples before being submerged.

No matter how Yu Wenhui explained himself, swearing and vowing that he was still a virgin, a true gentleman, and had never slept with a foreign girl, claiming that the two of them were innocent and that there were surveillance cameras at the school gate to prove it, no one believed him. Even ten years later, when he got married, his wife still harbored resentment, feeling that she had married a second-hand man who had been with a foreign seductress.

A single finger! Five words, the Nordic girl shouted them out one by one, creating a particularly lively atmosphere! It made many of the onlooking boys involuntarily think of a craftsman named Kato Takashi.

When the Nordic girl pointed at Yu Wenhui, almost everyone looked at him with strange eyes. Those classmates who were the most despicable and had failed in their competition unanimously believed that after 120 years since the establishment of Peking University, the title of the most despicable man in history would forever, gloriously, and firmly rest on his head, a title that he would never be able to shake off even after graduation

This foreign beauty is so fierce that it instantly sparked a frenzy of people calling out in excitement

More than twenty male students rushed out, loudly declaring that they were more familiar with the distribution of hotels near Peking University

In fact, the introductions of the characters above have little to do with the upcoming story. It is merely hoped that the readers of this story will be mentally prepared for any actions by classmate Yu Wenhui that lack boundaries, morals, and transcend the narrow-mindedness of humanity.

The Nordic beauty gently hooked her finger and said to him: "I flew for twenty hours to reach Beijing, and now I am so tired and sleepy, I want to sleep, but I am not familiar with the hotels around here at all. Can you take me to the best hotel... is that alright?"

Do not say: Please don't! ... Please do not do this ...! ... Yamaidie!

With such a grand performance, his brother rekindled his relationship with "ex-BABYGIRL". The two engaged in various encounters, simulating a range of embarrassing action scenes. The dual stimulation, both physiological and psychological, significantly improved this brother's mood, to the extent that for a period of time, he returned to the dormitory every day humming a tune

A foreign beauty, almost ninety-nine points, slapped a boy on the spot; such a sensation doesn't even need to be shouted about

The author is indeed capable of writing such stories

From that day on

Soon, some people began to discern the situation; it turned out that this brother was playing the role of a pig to eat the tiger. He appeared to be weak, but his strength was remarkable! He was able to acquire and purchase the Linnaeus family of books. Although no one knew what this Linnaeus family was all about, everyone felt that this person was quite impressive, undoubtedly a low-key second-generation rich individual (according to the popular saying in school: those who love to flaunt their wealth are the extroverted rich, while the very low-key ones are the introverted ones)

Then you woke up, right

Yu Wenhui had no idea how he was pulled away or how he left the classroom. He only remembered saying, "I have no money in my pocket, I can't afford a room!" The Nordic girl replied, "I don't mind, I'll pay for the room..." Then, he was hit on the head by a New Balance shoe thrown by someone, and others threw smelly socks at him, attempting to attack him with chemical weapons. It was only under the protection of the girl that Yu Wenhui managed to escape safely.

He spent two months' worth of living expenses to go to Beihang University to find an international exchange student, a typical Nordic girl, with skin as white and tender as milk, features as exquisite as a classical painting, a tall figure, a firm bust and curvy hips, and an especially imposing presence. She directly barged into the large classroom that both of them had to attend and gave his brother a slap in the face on the spot

To be honest! Humanity is truly capable of such things

Yu Wenhui, nicknamed the "Half-Bi Jiangshan" of the Department of Computer Science at Peking University, is said to have installed half of the "Bi" in the computer department. There is a little story behind the origin of this nickname...

The beautiful woman from Northern Europe, after slapping the heartbroken brother in Yu Wenhui's dormitory, burst into tears like a weeping pear blossom, both pitiful and somewhat stubborn. Such acting skills made even Yu Wenhui, the instigator, doubt whether he had chosen the wrong school and brought in a student from Beijing Film Academy.

In this world, there are naturally no walls that do not let the wind through, and this matter has leaked out. That brother has already been quite pleased, so it does not matter to him. However, that "former BABYGIRL" seems to have suffered some blow, and in the end, she applied to study abroad and never returned.

Do not say: It is impossible, how could humans do such a thing? ... We do not believe it, this story is simply too illogical, we must report the author for poisoning the narrative

At that time, a stunning beauty with a score of ninety points in looks, standing at one meter eighty, and wearing sky-high heels approached me! As you all know, a girl with such a figure exudes a sense of pressure. I immediately felt... she must be strong-willed and cunning! I was contemplating whether to be more obedient or to resist slightly to add some intrigue...

The tears of the beautiful foreign girl are truly powerful, and on the spot, some people wanted to stand up for her. Several heroes took turns to speak out, just as the atmosphere was being heightened, the Nordic girl spoke in Mandarin with a distinct Scandinavian accent, articulating clearly: "Our Linnaeus family wants to marry me off to you for the shares of our century-old family business. Every time I think about this, I want to cover my ears to stop the tears from falling, but I absolutely do not agree. I would rather... rather..."

Yu Wenhui had never anticipated this move, and he was completely taken aback at that moment